Piratekitten is my boyfriend

I met the keyboardist from The Ventures tonight at work… He was a nice guy. I’m glad I didn’t go home sick earlier like I wanted to… But will I make it through tomorrow?

caetiecakes:

i really need to stop live blogging my culinary escapades

please don’t, I enjoy them quite a bit

so I’m still a CFA virgin :(

piratekitten:

lieslieslies:

caetiecakes:

Scenario: i text you, and ask you for something important, like your address, so i can send you homemade fucking marshmallows and a s’mores kit(PRIORITY FUCKING MAIL mind you), but you decide not to text me back.

instead you’re just prancing about and fucking around on the internet

result: you are going to make me really angry.

i will cross your name off my list completely.

you don’t want to be excited for something i put alot of thought into?

well fuck you too.

The first mistake you made was texting me at 9 in the morning. Because I read your text in a half-daze and forgot about it until now.

CRAZY.

whatever dude, i take fucking sleeping pills that put me in a coma and i had enough presence of mind (or rather desire for self preservation over death at the hands of Red) to text her back my shit STAT.

I’ll take ‘lieslieslies’s s’mores kit :D

piratekitten:

seriously, has she been in anything where she wasn’t overacting? uggggghhhhhhh.

and she can’t sing!