Piratekitten is my boyfriend

my friend/coworker, Travis, made a coffee run and was kind enough to get me one.

I got to work and realized that I’m scheduled to work 8:30-5:30 NOT 8-5!! I am soo sad that I missed out on that extra half hour of sleep!

it is far too early for me to be up and ready and leaving for work :(

I think a nap will be the perfect after work activity

caetiecakes:

i was in the 6th grade.math class. we get a phone call, and my teacher says i need to go to the office.i am FREAKING out because i have no idea what i did wrong and i was scared.

the secretary says “oh sweetie your mom is on the phone”

i grab the phone”mom what’s wrong?”

mom:”caitlin sit down i have to tell you something”

me:”what?!”

mom:”are you sitting down?”

me:”yes now tell me”

mom:”i’m taking you and danielle (my best friend at the time) to see NSYNC tonight”

(this is quite literal)me:”AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY GOD ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!?!I HAVE TO GO TELL HER!!!!!!!!AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

-i hang up the phone, full on sprint into my classroom.burst in.completely interupt lecture. and scream “DANIELLE WE’RE GOING TO SEE NSYNC TONIGHT MY MOM GOT US TICKETS”

and then.i kid you not. a riot broke out.every single girl in my class started screaming and jumping up and down and 2 girls even started to cry they were so jealous.

i started a riot in my 6th grade class over NSYNC.

sounds like the day Willy Wonka announced that he was putting golden tickets into the chocolate bars and the let school out early :)

litmusound:

divadawg:

customer on phone: hi I have an issue with my iphone can I just come in and have someone fix it?

me: actually you need an appointment for that, let me see what I have available

COP: I don’t want an appointment I just want someone to fix it

me: well to see one of our technicians you must have an appointment, especially because it is a Saturday, we will be very busy and I can’t promise that we’ll be able to see you if you come in without one.

COP: I understand the system but I don’t care I need to be seen now so I’ll be there at 10 when you open

me: I have an appointment available at 1pm if you can wait a couple hours and we will, for sure, see you then

COP: I’ll take that appointment but I’ll be there at 10 *hangs up*

Dear guy on the phone,

you are a douche bag and, if I’m the one at the desk at 10 when you walk in, you are getting turned away and told to come back at your appointment time without any effort on my part to see if there is anything else I can do for you.  Maybe if you were nice to me on the phone I’d have figured something out for you, but you weren’t so you get nothing.

Yours,

the girl in orange giving you dirty looks in 9 minutes

God, every fucking day right?!

yep!  And this guy is an extra douche because he walked right past me, up to a Genius and started bitching… the genius wasn’t busy so he helped him and that pissed me off because I wanted to make that jerk wait *hurumph!*

customer on phone: hi I have an issue with my iphone can I just come in and have someone fix it?

me: actually you need an appointment for that, let me see what I have available

COP: I don’t want an appointment I just want someone to fix it

me: well to see one of our technicians you must have an appointment, especially because it is a Saturday, we will be very busy and I can’t promise that we’ll be able to see you if you come in without one.

COP: I understand the system but I don’t care I need to be seen now so I’ll be there at 10 when you open

me: I have an appointment available at 1pm if you can wait a couple hours and we will, for sure, see you then

COP: I’ll take that appointment but I’ll be there at 10 *hangs up*

Dear guy on the phone,

you are a douche bag and, if I’m the one at the desk at 10 when you walk in, you are getting turned away and told to come back at your appointment time without any effort on my part to see if there is anything else I can do for you.  Maybe if you were nice to me on the phone I’d have figured something out for you, but you weren’t so you get nothing.

Yours,

the girl in orange giving you dirty looks in 9 minutes

that Chris proposed to me in front of a huge room of people (I knew all of them, somehow he had gathered all these randoms from my past) dressed in a Donkey Kong costume… I, of course, said yes, but I hated the ring and agonized for the rest of my dream about how to tell him so I could trade it in and get a ring I liked…