Its hard to go to bed when you're supposed to
after taking a 3 hour nap this afternoon….
do want →
most perfect thing ever!
Leaking from the eyes and bleeding from the chin… What a Friday night….
I want cookies
fresh baked cookies and taco bell and a movie…
I just want to go to Disneyland
Damn Ginny Weasley! →
Oh my gawd
I wonder where my father is
rachell: just kidding I don’t
Until I was about 17 I believed
That the song that goes ‘what the world needs now is love sweet love…’ and the one that goes ‘why so birds suddenly appear every time you are near…’ were the same song and that I had just never heard it the whole way through
I should have listened to my stomach when it said...
It wouldn’t be so bad except that other people did call out sick and now I’m left picking up the slack while feeling shitty
JJ Abrams sure does love his lens flares
And showing you things via a reflection… Both those things bother me but damn that man makes good monsters!
Tid bit of the day
At subway you’re not charged tax on your sandwich UNLESS you want it toasted…
I discovered this gameshow on Spike TV… It’s sad The person is about to get their car repossessed but this gameshow gives them the chance to answer 5 questions- they get three right and the show pays off their car and it stays put, they get 3 wrong and off goes their ride… Its sad how stupid people are!
HLM 1: oh Muff Diving
HLM 2: I don't know what that is
HLM 1: *points to vagina* muff...
HLM 2: how many nicknames are there for that?!
HLM 1: well seeing as it's the source of life and the most fun ride you can ever take I think it's appropriate that there are a lot.
BOTH HLMs: *laughter*