I walk past you up to five times per week. I am clearly carrying food. Please don’t attempt to stop me and try to sell me your crappy lotion or pillow pets! I’m sure this applies to anyone walking past you carrying food, we all want to eat before our food is cold!
The girl you see everyday that will never want to buy your shitty products
I hate when the other car has the right-of-way and they stop for me anyway. It’s not polite, it’s confusing and a waste of several driving seconds
Anyone of my Tumblr followers watch All My Children??
of believing that everyone on the Internet lives in California until they tell me otherwise….
The perfect background to doing the dishes
iwould have kicked some baby ass and won every pageant in the world when I was a kid